Top 10 Sardar & Pathan Jokes

JOKE #10

Sarda bulb k uper apne baap ka naam likh raha tha, kisi ne pucha Sardar ji yeh kya kr rhy ho?

Sardar: Apne baap ka naam Roshan kr rha hu.?

Joke #9

Pathan: Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha he chala doo

Biwi: Akhir kr di na pathano wali bat, pankha chala dia to mom batti(Candle) bujh jayegi, phir kya kroge andhere mein?

Pathan: Haan maarha ye to humne socha e nahi. ??

Joke #8

Sardar ko phansi ki saza huii to judge ne poocha koi aakhri khuwahish?

Sardar: Meri jagah ty tusi latak jao ??

Joke #7

Sardar: Kal kooi mere purse se 2 hazaar le gya

Pathan: Nahii yaarrr 1500 thaa maine ghar jaa kr achay se ginay

Sardar: Paison ka masla nahii yarr tu bas admi ka pta lgwa ??

Joke #6

Pathan: beta guest room mein 2 bistr kyu lgaye?

Beta: Baba ghar mein 2 mehman aa raha

Pathan: Kon?

Beta: 1 Ami ka bhai aur dusra mera mamoon

Pathan: O Khudaya hum bhul he gya, hmara b to saala aa rha hai chal 1 bistr aur laga de. ??

Joke #5

2 pathan paani peene gye to glass ulta parha hua tha

1st Pathan: O iska to muh e band haii

2nd Pathaan: O maarha ye to neechy se b toota hua hai

Joke #4

1 Ailaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai jin ka hai akar le jaye

1 sardaar bhaagta hua gya aur bola muje bhi dikhao Jin ka bacha kaisa hota hai maine kabhi nahi dekha ??

Joke #3

Ek pathaan Namaz parh rha tha to dusra uske bare mein ksii ko bata rha tha k ye bohat namazi aur naik insan hai

Pathan namaz torh kr bola: Isko bolo humne Hajj b kia hai. ??

Joke #2

Pathan apna rishta dekhne gya, ghar walu ne donu ko akele chorh dia

Pathan: Baji aap kitne behn bhai hain? ?

Lrhki Gusse se: Pehle 8 thy ab 9 hogye hain ???

Joke #1

Sardaar: ye tum kaisi maachis laye ho 1 b teeli nae jali

Beta: Papa kaisi batein kr rhy ho 1 1 teeli check kr k laya hu sab jal rhi thin ???