Most Funny Indian Jokes
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug. Doug suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" "But what if my wife finds out?" asks Bill. "Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!" said Doug. So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that? it didn't work."- Hot Couples Jokes
Wife: You hear, Tell me the spelling of Happiness !!, Husband: Write, UNMARRIED " -
"The wife said to her lawyer husband - when will you get AG, Fridge and TV? Neighbors have both items here. Lawyer husband - smilingly replied - Have some more patience. A divorce lawsuit is at hand. As soon as Their house is destroyed, their home will be settled. "
"An actor was chatting with an acquaintance of hers in the makeup room. The woman asked in conversation," "How is your wife? Now she does not quarrel with you?" "Now I am in fun. "The actor brought a smile to his mouth, "My wife has run away with my best friend. " "Was he beautiful? "Asked the maiden. "I don't know; I don't know him. "The actor said with an innocent face. "Then how did he become your best friend?" "The young lady asked in surprise. "He has saved my life from the most significant trouble. "The actor said in a relaxed breath. " -
"A man brought his wife and new baby home from the hospital. The wife told the husband, "The child has wet the diaper, change it. " Husband: I am busy with work right now, I promise to make sure next time. After a while, when the child wets the diaper again, the wife again asked the husband to change the baby's diaper. The husband innocently looked at the wife and said, "I did not say that the next diaper, I said that I would make sure when the next child is there."
"A man was 35 years old, but he was not married yet, his friends would often ask him to get married, but he would do it every time. One day his friend asked him seriously, "Hey man, what's the matter? Are you looking for a good girl, or is the whole life to be like this? Have you not seen any girl you like yet? "Man: No, I met many good girls, I introduced them to my housemates too, but my mother did not like them at all, till this day I am just looking for girls. His friend said, why don't you do a job to find a girl you like for your mother? Then the two friends met after several days. His friend asked, "Did you find any girl whom your mother also liked?" Man: Yes, man, I liked a girl who also wants my mother, she is exactly like my mother, my mother loves her very much, and they get along very well. Friend: Then you must have engaged this girl by now. Man: Oh, no, man, where did you get engaged? Friend: Why what happened? Man: That girl doesn't like my father. Because she is like my mother.
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