One day Santa was beating his sister-in-law. On the way, people asked why you are killing this poor person… Santa said, - my sister is not a good woman. People questioned what happened. Santa said, friend, all my friends are on mobile and whatever you ask, if you are talking to me, then everyone speaks to your sister-in-law. - Santa Claus Jokes
One day a thief arrived at Santa's house. Santa saw the thief and ran away. Santa also ran after the thief. While running, he overtook the thief and said - 'One theft, .. race from above us'. - Santa Claus Jokes
One day, Santa was lecturing Banta on love .. Santa- Friends, there are two situations of being loved. Banta - Which Santa- First, when a beautiful girl comes on Activa, she falls in love. And the other situation is to fall in love when an ugly girl is in Audi. - Santa Claus Jokes
Kidnapper- Your wife is in my possession, sending two fingers as proof. Santa - the proof is not confirmed, send Mundi to Mundi. - Santa Claus Jokes
Banta- Why is the jail called hawala in Hindi? Santa - because food in prison only gets air and kick - Santa-Banta jokes
Banta: What is the biggest challenge? Banta's son: Leave the paper blank in the exam and write in the last .. … That if you have the courage, then show it! - Santa Claus Jokes
Waiter- Sir, what will you have? Santa - a butter chicken and five naan Waiter - What do you like in the desert, sir? Santa - belly dance with hookah and camel - Santa-Banta jokes
Santa (from his friend) - My wife died yesterday. I wished to cry a million, but my eyes did not come out of tears. Banta- Lo, what is the great thing in this, you had to imagine that it is going to return soon. - Santa Claus Jokes
Santa (going to the police station) - I am getting threatened to kill him on the phone. Who is giving the police-buck? Santa-BSNL ones. They say .. If the bill is not filled, we will cut it. - Santa Claus Jokes
Santa (from Banta) - You know, if the light goes on in the US, then we call the power office, and in Japan, the sun goes on and check the fuse. Banta immediately replied - and when the sun goes on in India, he peeks into the neighbor's house, all is gone, and he breathes a sigh of relief. - Santa Claus Jokes
Santa - what is your brother doing nowadays? Banta - A shop was opened, but now in jail! Santa - Why that? Banta - The shop was opened with a hammer. - Santa Claus Jokes
Santa - man, you look absolutely owl in this thick lens glasses. Banta - Yes, but if I take off these glasses, then I will see you like a donkey. - Santa Claus Jokes
Santa went to the store to pick up his underwear. The shopkeeper showed him underwear of Rs 300. Hearing the money, Santa said: Show your daily wear, do not need partywear. - Santa Claus Jokes
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