Santa's head explodes. Banta- How did this happen? Santa - I was chopping stones with slippers, a man said to me, 'Never use a skull'!
Santa went to a beer bar. He ordered a scotch keg. After drinking the peg, he looked in his shirt pocket and ordered another peg of Scotch. Similarly, he would repeatedly check his pocket and ordered a scotch. The bar waiter got upset seeing this. Waiter: Friend! I will drink you all night, but you just tell me what you are looking for in your pocket before asking for a drink. Santa: I am looking at my wife's photo... When she starts looking good to me, then I will understand that it is time to go home. !!
Pleased with the asceticism of Santa, God said to him- Ask for the groom, Watts. Santa- Lord, I am not what you think, I want a bride and not a bride.
Santa's new checkbook was lost, so he went to the bank to get another checkbook. Bank Officer- Sir, we told you not to keep it. Now someone can cheat you by doing your fake signature. Santa- I'm not stupid! I had already signed all my checks so that no one could fool me by copying my name.
Santa's wife- Do you listen, don't you go to the shop today ..? Santa- Kate's shop everything is useless... Wife- What happened to Tappu's father ...? Santa- When I was younger, many girls KISS me... Bow- ... so what happened now ....? Santa- When many girls want to do KISS today, nobody lets them do it ... Wife- How easy it is to become free, Tappu's father ... !!
Santa's house caught fire. Neighbors somehow managed to control the light. Still, a lot of stuff was burnt. One asked- Why did you not call the fire brigade? Santa - I missed eight times, there was no answer from there.
One thought while reading Santa, and he wrote a new thread on the paper Bed + Quilt = Go to hell studying !!
The Mughals captured Santa and took him to Akbar .. Akbar- It should be taken captive ... Santa - nowhere, the wall! Mercy!!! Let me be alone...
Santa dialed a number. Some other girl picked up the other side Santa- Hello! Who? Girl- I, Sita. Santa - Oye dude, it started Ayodhya. Sorry, mother.
Santa told a walking stranger girl - you recognized me? Girl- Who are you? Santa- I'm the one you didn't even acknowledge yesterday.
Santa said to Banta He goes to the temple as well as the mosque. He also goes to the gurudwara and the church too… There is no religion of a troubled husband…!
What is the difference between a girl married to Santa Pappu and a married boy? Pappu- If the mangalsutra is hanging then the girl is married ..... and if the man hangs the boy is married
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