Most Funny indian jokes part (6)

Teacher (from the students present in the class) - Tell me, what are the animals of the forest afraid of? Gachchu - From the lion king of the jungle. The teacher asked the question while firing the second ball - and the lion? Poncho- Ji! Like you ........ from the hot lioness.

 

Teacher - What does a little bee give you? Children - Honey! Teacher - thin goat? Children - Milk! Teacher - And Fat Buffalo? Children - Homework! Give… slap on slap…

 

A teacher was telling the children about good habits. He asked a child, what would you do if you accidentally fell on an older woman? Child (Tiger Love): Sorry, madam. Teacher: Excellent if he is happy with you. Then give chocolate. Child (Tiger Love) (from tapas): I will climb on the other leg to get another chocolate.

 

Teacher (from the student) - I am thrilled that you have come first in the exam. I hope you will get good numbers in the future also. Student If you still print the leaflet in my father's press.

 

Examination - Teacher: A right person is someone who works for others. Funny Student: But at the time of examination, neither you become a human being, nor do you allow others to become human beings.

 

Teacher - You are a very foolish boy; I used to read books well at your age. Student - Mr. You must have found a good master?

 

Teacher - Vinod, if a chicken gives two eggs daily, how many eggs will it lay in a week? Vinod - Sir, twelve. Teacher - How that. Vinod - Yes, she will not even celebrate the Sunday holiday, sir.

 

Teacher - What if all the women in the world had the same face? Pappu - what was to happen, sir, today its home tomorrow like a gas cylinder! "

 

Teacher - Get it done! After eating 900 mice, the cat walked ____? Cuckoo - 900 mice eating, cat teddy? Teacher - Oye! Do you not know the answer? Cuckoo - I have taken the same consideration as you. Otherwise, the cat cannot walk without eating 900 mice! "

 

Boy (from his friend) -Your, how many girlfriends do you have? Friend, while boasting of Philosophy said- man, I loved a girl, and she broke my heart. Now every broken piece of heart loves a different girl. "

 

A child speaks to his father ... Baby- no one sees when you cry ... When you are sad, no one understands... Nobody notices when you are happy. Dad- So what happened? Baby-but. One day you go out on a date, the whole family sees it !! "

 

Two girls studying in high school were talking among themselves. The first girl- My father has said that if I fail the exam this time, I will marry you. Second girl- So how much preparation have you done? The first girl-bus reception dress remains to be taken. "

 

You know we have gone somewhere lost in the routine of Bhagdaur, but still, I have brought you some funny laughing jokes that can make you laugh in a significant way. I hope you like it. If you want, please like, comment, follow and follow

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