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1.Outlaw Super Dialogue.
A poet became a robber, fed up with poverty.
He went to the bank to robbery and went and pointed a pistol at everyone and said
"It has been requested …
Whatever is in your fortune, you will get the same
Whatever is in your fortune, you will get the same
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Hands up! No one will move from their place !! "
Going to the cashier says -
"Take some of your dreams out of my eyes
Take some of your dreams out of my eyes
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Whatever you have, quickly put it in this bag !!
"
When he was robbed of the bank, he used to go while speaking -
"Forget me, what goes
Forget me, what goes
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I'll shoot whoever chased me !! "
2.Letter written to Vishnu.
One child wanted a bicycle. When his parents refused, he became depressed. Then there was a thought in his brain that why not ask God for money for a bicycle.
He wrote a letter and gave the pulses in the post office box.
“Kshira Sagar
Vaikunth Dham
I salute Vishnu!
You are my everything
Just a bicycle is lacking !!
If you send 5000 thousand then the devotee will be very happy
Yours - Bunty
When the postal department received this letter, they felt very sad. Everyone collected funds and deposited four thousand rupees and sent money order to that boy.
The boy was very happy after getting the money order.
A week later, he again wrote a letter - in the name of Vishnu.
“Kshira Sagar
Vaikunth Dham
I salute Vishnu!
God ! You received the money you sent, thank you very much.
By the way, you must have sent all five thousand, but you are very good to these postal department members. Years spent thousands of rupees.
Yours - Bunty!
3.Marwahi gave Pathan.
Pathan was carrying grain bags in his bullock cart to the city. He had just got out of the village that his car overturned in a ravine. Pathan tried to straighten the train. A passerby sitting under a tree at a distance, gave a voice saying, "Hey brother, don't bother, come and have dinner with me first, then I will make your car straight."
Pathan: Thank you, but I can't come now. My friend Bashir will get angry.
Passer: Hey, you won't get alone. You eat the food and then both of us will pick it up.
Pathan: No, Bashir will get very angry.
Passer: Oh man, go too. Come to me.
Pathan: Well, if you say so, I will come.
Pathan ate fiercely and then said, "Now I will go to the car and you too. Bashir must be getting angry."
The passerby smiled and said, "Come on, why are you so afraid? Where will Bashir be right now?"
Pathan: Under the car.
4.Prize money
Chandu Lal did not know how to swim. He vowed until he would learn how to swim properly - he would not step into the water.
It was the day of spring, the river Ganges was in full bloom.
Chandan Lal's friend Matkanath Brahmachari said - "Let Chandulal teach you how to swim." "
Chandulal said - "I swear, I will not even set foot in the water until I can swim"
"Hey ! What can happen like that, without getting into the water you cannot learn to swim ”, Matkanath Brahmachari said -“ Now leave stubbornness and let’s go to Ganga ji ”.
Matkanath Brahmachari reached Ganga ji with Chandulal and said - "Look at that board - a reward of five hundred rupees to the person who saved the drowning - the District Officer by order"
"Now you get down into the river and shout loudly - save, save - I'll come and get you out - and the two men will distribute the prize money."
Chandulal liked the idea - he landed in the water. As soon as I reached the water, I shouted loudly, "Oh, drowned!" help Help "
Matkanath Brahmachari, showing eyes, said - “Abe, shut up! Does anyone drown in knee water? Hey and go ahead - don't you want the prize money !? "
Chandulal went ahead fearfully and shouted again when there was water up his neck.
Matkanath Brahmachari looked at the eyes and said - "And further !!" Main hoon na - why are you afraid?
This happened two or three times and Chandulal went very far in the water and really started drowning !!
"Hey I'm really… (Good Good)… Drowning… Save…"
Matkanath Brahmachari did not say anything and kept smiling on the banks of the river.
Now Chandulal's breath started… he shouted loudly - “Hey bastard! What are you doing… quickly… save… don’t you want five hundred rupees… !! ?? ”
Matkanath Brahmachari pointed with a finger - another board was placed on the other side of the earlier board .. It was written on -
"Reward for floating corpse one thousand - District officer by order"
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