Difference between good and excellent teacher: A good teacher is one who advises you to work hard in the exam… And an excellent teacher is the one who tells you at the time of the review. "Chew the cones, slips; the flying is here"!
Hindi period was. The Master asked: What is the difference between poetry and essay Student: A word is a poem from the mouth of a girlfriend, And The same name of a wife is similar to essay The Master has tears in his eyes, Was on the brink of crying. He made the boy the class monitor. S
(from God): Thousands have your luck. What's the matter if you pass it! After the exam… God: What was the matter if the girlfriend was a little less All the books were with you
Teacher: - Money aside, Akkala on the other side, what will you choose? Student: Money. Teacher: - Wrong, I want a fool Student: You are right, Madame He who lacks what he wants…………… Slap de slap
The teacher asked in class: What is the difference between senior and junior? Only our administrators raised their hands. The teacher said: Shabbas beta, tell me? Admin: Sir, the one who lives near the sea is senior (see-near), And the one who lives near the zoo is Junior (zoo-near)
Teacher: Tell me, kids, whose earth rotates? Santa: - "Of the Sun" teacher: Perfect son, And who revolves around our planet? All students together: Narendra Modi !!
The science teacher asked the students… What is "aloe vera"? Student: Sir Punjab when I am younger brother By making the elder brother a "whiskey" peg gives. So Kehta hai. "A low Veera" !!
One question bothers me, again and again, is that .. How many years is the younger "and" smaller than the larger "ABCD"?
Pappu: Sir, people speak only in Hindi or English. Why not in maths ..? Teacher: Do not overdo 3-5, be 9-2-11, otherwise I will pull 5-7, 36 out of 6 will appear, and 32 out of 32 will come out. Pappu: Just sir… .. Hindi and English are excellent. Maths is a shocking subject.
Once a school caught fire. School's over. All the children were happily going home from school ... Happy because the school caught fire. You will not have to come to school anymore. But a child was leaving school because of his unhappiness. The teacher saw him and called him to him and asked, son, all the children are so happy. But why are you sad? The boy said that the school is burnt with fire. Master all survived. Tomorrow, you will sit in the park and start teaching. :-(
Teacher: Come here, Peon: Madam, my name is not "Oye," please call me by name Teacher: - Well, tell me what is your name Peon: - Prannath Teacher: - No, tell me another name, What do we call home? Peon: - Balam Teacher: - This is also not right, by what name do people call the neighborhood? Peon: - Sajan Teacher: - This is not even right. What do you call, sir? Peon: - Swami !! Teacher unconscious!
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