Most funny Indian jokes part (2)

The gap to God: God bless you, if I get 1000 rupees on the way, I will give 500 rupees at your feet .. Gappu got a 500 rupee note after going some distance... Gappa: Lord, you did not believe so much that already cut your share ...

Girl - Janu today is teddy de When will you come teddy Boy - I'm coming It will be evening after arriving in Girl - Why Boy - I'm walking Girl - Why not come by auto on foot Boy - Hey, you just said yesterday "Slowly come into my life" ???? ????

 

Student (Teacher): Miss you called me yesterday ..? Teacher: Otherwise ...? Student: Amazing ... wrote Miss Call on my phone

 

Meet the beauties; there may be an attraction, there may be an action of fever, love, you have to stay away from trouble, you are an English medicine, it can also be a reaction .. !!

 

An unhappy girlfriend wrote a Shayari for her boyfriend….. King of Flowers, Prince of Bahro .. Prince of Flowers Prince of Bahro. Heartbroken and went away .. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

 

Girls facial 1000 Even after conducting Mayawati Looks like .. . . . . That same boy for 20 rupees Shaving Tom cruise going to Let's give it a look ..!

 

A thief went to steal the rich man's house! There was no need to break the vault on the vault, press the 452 number and press the red button in front! As soon as the button pressed, the alarm sounded, and the police arrived! On the way, the thief said to Seth: Today, I have lost faith in humanity!

 

Poor Santa used to like a rich girl. That girl also loved Santa. Santa (finding the girl alone): You are very rich? Girl: Yes ..! There are at least one crore rupees. Santa: Will you marry me? Girl: No. Santa: I knew that, what would you say? Girl: When did you know, then asked why? Santa: To see how a man feels when he loses one crore rupees?

 

Once a person knocked on the door of heaven after death, a voice came from inside, "Are you married?" Man: Yes. Again came a voice from inside, "You can come in; you have got enough punishment in the world by getting married." After that, when the other man knocked on the door, a voice came from inside, "Are you married?" Second man: Yes, I have been married twice. A voice came from inside, "Runaway; there is no place for idiots."

 

Once Santa took a scooter to the petrol-pump and went there and said to the patrolman. Santa: "Brother, pour 5 rupees of petrol." Listening to Santa, the salesmen filling the petrol mocked Santa and said, "Brother, where is all this petrol going to Daiwa?" Santa: "There is nowhere to go, just rich people like us blow money like that."

 

 

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