Tea shop on top of Everest
Angelina Jolie was once asked - Fans: You make the impossible possible in the movies, who will give me a job? Jolie: What work? Fans: Make me a tea shop on the top of Everest. It's very cold, I sell hot tea to mountaineers. Jolie: Sorry, it's possible. I only handle impossible tasks.
The way the boys and girls go to hell,
two gentlemen are talking — First: Brother, my daughter is not ripe! That day I saw him standing in front of the mirror and applying lipstick. Second person: That too is good, it is hardly ripe! My son has gone to hell! That day I saw him standing in front of the mirror wiping the lipstick!
Killing Ants
Ways to kill ants In an experiment, the question came up, ‘How to kill an ant?’ One boy wrote in reply, ‘First you have to mix chili powder with sugar. The ants will eat it and look for water around. The ant will fall into the bucket of water. Then go to the fire to dry yourself. A bomb will already be placed near the fire. The ants will be injured in the bomb blast and will go to the hospital. He will have an oxygen mask on his face. Once the oxygen mask is removed, the ant will die.
Why are girls so angry?
A girl is saying to a boy in class-
Girl: Tell me, who is more angry? Boys or girls?
Boy: Of course girls.
Girl: How?
Boy: You must be angry if I give you a kiss. But if you give me a kiss, I will never be angry!
Better yet, not better
The shop caught fire. Seeing this, Bablu thought that those trapped inside the shop should be rescued. Bablu crossed the fire and entered the shop and brought out 6 people.
After a while, the police came and took Bablu away. His friend went to the police station and asked the police, ‘Bablu has rescued people from the fire. He did not commit any crime. It worked better. '
On hearing this, the police got angry and said, ‘You mean you have not committed a crime? Everyone he brought out of the store was a firefighter.
Danger on both sides of any work?
Teacher: Name one danger from which even if it is rescued, it is not danger.
Student: If there is a fire in the paint, sir.
Teacher: How?
Student: Sir, even if you open the paint then there is danger, even if there is danger later!
Phone at the stadium to look for his wife
The husband will call the hospital to find his pregnant wife. But she mistakenly called the cricket stadium and asked, "Husband: How are you?"
: The condition is good. 3 people are out. And I hope the other 6 will be out after lunch.
Going to the restaurant strange whim.
One day a man went to the restaurant-man: Hey, what's hot?
Boy: Birani, Khichuri, Tehri.
Man: What's hotter?
Boy: Moghlai Parota, Puri.
Man:What's hotter?
Boy: Milk, tea, coffee.
Man: What's hotter?
Boy: There's burning coal in the stove. What to do?
Man: To light a cigarette.
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